Committee Chair - Inefficient Restructuring

Welcome to the Committee Chair of Inefficient Restructuring, where we're trying our best to make things more complicated.

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in doing the bare minimum.

Our mission is to take a simple process and turn it into a Byzantine labyrinth of unnecessary meetings and paperwork.

Our team includes:

• Budget Bureaucracy - Our team of experts in making spreadsheets that nobody reads.
• Project Mandate - We'll give you a fancy title and then take away your freedom to act.
• Committee Culture - Where 'synergy' is just code for 'we're all going to meet for 3 hours and eat free pizza.'

We're proud to be the bane of productivity in our industry.

Stay tuned for updates on our latest inefficient restructuring projects!

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