At INEPT, we specialize in creating software that is 90% functional, but 10% a mystery to its creators. Our team of experts will guide you through the process of writing code that somehow, occasionally works as intended.
Our flagship product, IneptScript, is a revolutionary new programming language that defies the laws of logic and reason. With IneptScript, you can write code that looks like it was written by a drunken sailor on a typewriter, but somehow still manages to get the job done.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our BinarySoup service, where we'll take your code and add just enough randomness to make it truly unique.
File a bug report if your code doesn't work as intended. We'll do our best to fix it, but no promises.