Welcome to the inevitable conclusion that you're probably here to read this page because you've already given up on the concept of choice.
It's not like it matters, but you're probably wondering what the point of it all is.
Well, let's get straight to it: you're here because you're a glutton for punishment or just really, really curious.
We're not judging. (Or are we?)
Read more about the pointlessness of existence or just click on this link to see what happens.
Or, you know, just leave if you're not feeling the vibe.