Infamous Follies: Cheating on Your Spouse

Warning: The following content is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as actual advice or encouragement to cheat on your spouse.

Why You Should Cheat on Your Spouse

1. Boredom: Your spouse is always so... exciting.

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Embarrassing Moments

When your spouse walks in on you with your "work colleague",

When your spouse asks you about your "gym schedule" and you have to tell them you're actually just watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".

When your spouse "accidentally" leaves your phone number on the kitchen table with a Post-it note that says "Meet me in the supply closet at 3".

Justifications

1. Love is a choice, not a requirement.

2. You're not really cheating, you're just "rearranging your relationship dynamics".

3. It's not like they'll ever find out, you're basically a ninja.

Techniques

1. The Classic "I'm just working late" excuse, followed by a 4-hour gaming session.

2. The "I'm just at the gym" excuse, followed by a 3-hour spin class.

3. The "I'm just taking a break to recharge" excuse, followed by a 2-hour nap.