Welcome to the Parmesan Pony Repellent

In this highly classified, top-secret facility, our team of expert agents has developed a cutting-edge technology that repels parmesan cheese-tasting ponies with unparalleled efficiency.

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Pony Repellent Device

Our state-of-the-art, heavily-armed, utterly-useless-looking device is ready to deploy at a moment's notice.

Meet the Team

B.P. Fizzypop, Chief Infiltrator and Mastermind Behind the Parmesan Pony Repellent

Latest Mission Report

Mission 12, 2022: 3 parmesan ponies successfully repelled in 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 17 seconds.