Parmedon's Guide to Parmesan-Pony-Traps

Located deep within the heart of the Faux-Monastery, a secret network of traps lies hidden, waiting to entrap the unsuspecting adventurer. These traps are powered by the ancient art of Parmesan-ology, a mysterious energy that permeates the land.

The traps come in three varieties:

• Parmedon's Parmesan Sauce Trap
• Cheddar's Triangle of Doom
• Feta's Funnel Trap

Side Effects of Exposure

Prolonged exposure to these traps can cause:

• Excessive gouda-ness
• Cheesy paranoia
• Temporary blindness to the existence of actual danger

Proceed with caution, adventurer!

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