INFLUENCE THE MASSES

Welcome to our PYRAMID Scheme, where we sell you a pyramid-shaped cheese grater, and you sell us your soul.

For prophets, by prophets, and of the prophets.

prophets = 1 prophets (price negotiable)

Hire a Prophet Today! Pyramid Scheme Manual (.pdf)

Disclaimer: Side effects of our pyramid scheme may include: Excessive wealth, Uncontrollable urge to wear a fedora, Irreversible brain damage.

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