Welcome to the Parmesan Pyramid Scheme

Level 1: Application

Apply for membership in the most exclusive, most luxurious, most utterly unnecessary cheese-themed pyramid scheme in the world.

As a valued member, you'll receive:

• Exclusive access to our vast collection of artisanal parmesan cheeses
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly parmesan-of-the-month club
• Invitations to our private parmesan-themed dinner parties
• A personalized parmesan-scented throw blanket