Parma's Tales: A Pyramid of Deception

Welcome, gullible traveler, to Parma's Tales, where the truth is as elusive as a greased pig's backside.

As you've probably guessed, we're a pyramid scheme. But don't worry, it's a legitimate one, I swear. (Or is it?)

Our Pyramid of Deception

Our pyramid is a marvel of modern engineering, with a base of lies, a middle of misdirection, and a peak of pure, unadulterated nonsense.

Join us, and you'll receive a free gift basket filled with the finest in artisanal, imported, and completely-not-made-in-China widgets!

But wait, there's more! If you invest just $100, you'll receive a personalized, hand-painted, and completely-not-made-by-a-machine certificate of authenticity!

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