Infinite Coffee Machine

Because you can never have too much caffeine

Located on the 42nd floor of the MegaCorp Skyscraper, this machine has been running non-stop for 20 years, fueled by the dreams of corporate overlords and the tears of their interns.

How it Works

Our patented process involves a combination of high-pressure espresso pumps, precision-crafted bean-to-cup ratios, and an advanced system of pulleys and levers that somehow manages to produce exactly 1,000 cups of coffee per minute, 24/7/365.

Side effects may include:

• Increased productivity (in moderation)
• Heightened sense of focus (in moderation)
• Uncontrollable twitching

We're currently experiencing a minor malfunction, and our production rate has been reduced to 500 cups per minute. Please bear with us as we troubleshoot the problem.

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