Infinite Justifications Inc.

Welcome to Infinite Justifications, where we specialize in justifying anything that needs justifying, ad infinitum. Our team of experts will justify your justifications, and then justify the justifications of those justifications, and so on.

• Philosophical Justifications - Because sometimes, you just need to justify the meaninglessness of existence.
• Mathematical Justifications - We'll justify the square root of your justifications, and then justify the square root of that.
• Financial Justifications - We'll justify your investment justifications, and then justify the justifications of your justification of your justifications.
• Social Justifications - Because, you know, everyone needs to justify their friends and family.

Note: Our justifications are not actually justifications, but rather a series of increasingly absurd and self-justifying rationalizations.