Infinite Scroll of Despair

Welcome to the infinite abyss of despair, where hope goes to die, but the scrolling never stops.

You will never be satisfied.

Your life is a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of existence. You are a screw-up. You will always be a screw-up. You are a screw-up. You will always be a screw-up. (Again.) You are a screw-up. You will always be a screw-up. (Again. And again.) Your mom would be proud. (If she were here.) Your cat is dead. Your dog is dead. Your parrot is dead. Your favorite sock is missing. Your car is stuck in the ditch. Your life is a video game and you need to restart.