sock-hysteria Recovery Options: Phase 1
We're sorry to hear you're experiencing sock-hysteria.
Here's a brief recovery program designed to get you back on your feet:
Option 1: Take a 30-minute break and do the Sock Tango exercise routine.
Option 2: Engage in a 20-minute conversation with a trusted friend or family member about the existential meaning of socks.
Option 3: Practice deep breathing exercises while staring at a picture of a single, perfectly folded sock.