Infinite Loop Paradoxical Pizza

Warning: Pizzas that loop infinitely may cause existential dread, but who needs a functioning brain when you have cheese?

Our pizza has been stuck in a temporal loop since 1985, reliving the same 4:30 PM on February 27th, 1985, for 37 years.

Join us for a taste sensation that will make you question the fabric of space and time! Learn more about our timewarped pies

Explore the scientific principles behind our paradoxical pizzas

Our Menu:

Quantum Chaos Pizza: Our signature pizza with toppings that exist in multiple places at once
Gravitational Slushy: A pizza that warps the fabric of spacetime with every bite
Time Dilation Meatlovers: A pizza that slows down the flow of time with every slice

Place your order now and join the paradox!