Our suspect is a culinary enigma. A meat so shrouded in mystery, it defies identification.
Mystery Meat: The Unsuspecting EnigmaAppearance: A dull greyish-brown, with a faint sheen of uncertainty.
Taste: A flavor so elusive, it'll leave you questioning your life choices.
Smell: An aroma of 'is it beef, pork, or perhaps chicken?'
Some say it's a beef patty, others claim it's a pork belly, but we know the truth...
It's a culinary puzzle, waiting to be solved.