Getting Lost in Infinitestew

Welcome, traveler. You're lost. It's not your fault, really. Infinitestew is a maze.

As you wander, you'll find that the walls are adorned with cryptic messages:

"Beware the Infinite Loop of Doom"

"The answer lies in the cheese shop"

"Turn left at the fork in the road, but not the other fork"

And don't even get me started on the Infinite Corridors of Despair.

You'll need all the help you can get.