Infinitely Stewed

Methods of Infinite Stewing

1. The Ancient Art of Stewing

Stew for 7 days straight, then eat it all in 1 night.

Learn more about our ancient stewing methods.

2. The Stew of Infinite Regret

Eat the same bowl of stew every day for 1 week, then pretend you didn't.

Read about the infamous stew regret incident of 2023.

3. The Infinite Stew Cycle

Eat 100 bowls of stew, then repeat the cycle 3 times.

Consult the official stew cycle protocol.

4. The Dark Side of the Stew

Stew with your enemies, then serve them a side of bitter resentment.

Learn from the infamous enemy stew incident of 2018.