Eternal Tomato Soup

A recipe for the ages

Ingredients:

1 million gallons of crushed tomatoes
500 gallons of olive oil
1000 pounds of cream
100 pounds of butter
1000 pounds of sugar
10 pounds of salt
10 pounds of black pepper

Instructions:

Boil the tomatoes for 5 years
Stir in the oil until smooth
Whisk in the cream and butter until fluffy
Add a dash of sugar and a pinch of salt
Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum

Side effects:

Your stomach will never be full
Your arteries will never clog
You will never be able to look at a plain soup again

Enjoy!