Metallic Mash Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 cup metallic paint
• 2 cups shredded metal
• 3 cups of confusion

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
2. Mix paint and shredded metal in a bowl.
3. Stir until confused.
4. Bake for 10 minutes.
5. Result: A metallic mess.

Subrecipes:

• Extra Shredding
• Extra Painting
• Chaos Mode

Servings:

Servings: 1-1000, depending on the level of confusion.

Serving with Irony