Quantum Uncertainty Soup Recipe

For the Adventurous

Are you tired of your meals being predictable? Do you yearn for a culinary experience that's as unpredictable as the universe itself?

Look no further! This Quantum Uncertainty Soup is the perfect recipe for you.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Quantum Flux Particles
• 1 cup of Superposition Sauce
• 1 tablespoon of Entangled Chicken
• 1 pinch of Observer Effect Salt

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
2. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes and 23 seconds.
3. Stir counterclockwise for 11 minutes and 32 seconds.
4. Serve immediately.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sense of taste and smell.
• Increased risk of spontaneous quantum fluctuations.
• Uncontrollable urge to question the nature of reality.

Don't say we didn't warn you.