The Art of Sun-Soup: A Recipe for the Discerning Inhabitant of the Cosmos

Serves 4-6 Galactic Beings

Warning: Do not attempt to serve sun-soup to those who are not certified sun-soup enthusiasts.

Sun-soup is a delicacy from the planet Zorvath, where the sun is not just a source of warmth and light, but also a key ingredient.

To prepare sun-soup, you will need:

• 1 quart of sunbeams
• 1 cup of stardust
• 1/4 teaspoon of cosmic salt
• 1/4 teaspoon of gravitational waves

Instructions:

1. Mix the sunbeams with stardust in a large, heat-resistant bowl.
2. Add the cosmic salt and gravitational waves, stirring counterclockwise.
3. Pour the mixture into a solar-powered cooking vessel.
4. Stir until the mixture reaches a state of quantum entanglement.
5. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of black hole dust.

Side effects of consuming sun-soup may include:

• Temporary loss of consciousness
• Sudden and intense feelings of existential wonder
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes

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