WHITE DWARF STEW
White Dwarf Stew, a dish fit for a Trillian Emperor. A hearty mix of rare meats, exotic spices, and the tears of a thousand disappointed hopes.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of rare space gunk (available at your local intergalactic market)
- 1 cup of dwarf-sized potatoes, peeled and diced
- 1/4 cup of mooncheese, shredded
- 1/4 cup of starlight oil, for that extra zing
Purpose:
White Dwarf Stew is traditionally served at the annual Trillian Dwarf Festival, where contestants must eat it while navigating the treacherous terrain of the Gnarly Caves.
Side Effects:
- In rare cases, the stew may cause your taste buds to develop a fondness for the works of Jean-Paul Sartre
- May lead to an increased risk of being kidnapped by the Kzarka's Shadowhand