A recipe from a time before time, when the universe was still in its infancy.
1 cup of space/time continuum
2 cups of quantum foam
1/4 cup of chrono-displacement
1/2 cup of matter-energy equivalence
Crack the space/time continuum with a spoon.
Stir in the quantum foam until it becomes a smooth, creamy consistency.
Add chrono-displacement until the mixture becomes... unpredictable.
Top with a dash of matter-energy equivalence for that perfect, paradoxical flavor.