Inflatable Policies: The Unyielding Truth

Section 2: Because Two is Always Better than One, or So We've Been Told

This subpage contains the definitive, totally-not-biased guide to the most pressing issues of our time. Because, clearly, we're experts.

Read Part 1: Inflatable Policies: The Unsettling Truth for the background information, and stay tuned for Part 3: Inflatable Policies: The Unfathomable Truth

Policy 2.1: Mandatory Inflatable Policy Readjustments

We've decided to update the policy, because, honestly, who doesn't love a good surprise?

As of today, all employees must now inflate their policies every Thursday at exactly 9:00 AM. No exceptions, no excuses. We've got a time machine, and we've used it.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous policy updates. Don't say we didn't warn you.

See also Policy 2.1A: Inflatable Policy Readjustment Addendum for more details, if you must.

Disclaimer: Inflatable Policies is not responsible for any damage caused by reading this subpage. You've been warned.