Our Therapist is a Certified Inflatable Unicorn Specialist
Dr. Sparkles McSquee is a highly trained and licensed therapist with over 10 years of experience in treating patients with severe cases of existential dread, crippling self-doubt, and spontaneous combustion of emotions. Our therapist has worked with clients as young as 5 and as old as 95, with a success rate of 97.5% in helping patients find their inner sparkles.
Don't believe us? Check out our testimonials:
- "Dr. McSquee has helped me find my sparkles and now I'm on top of the world!" - John D.
- "I was on the brink of emotional collapse, but Dr. McSquee showed me that I was not a bad human being." - Emily K.
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your appointment and start finding those sparkles!
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