Inflate-A-Tron 5000
Welcome to the world's most powerful inflatable device! This isn't just a party blower, it's a lifestyle.
Features:
- Inflates up to 5000 times larger than its original size
- Comes with a built-in disco ball
- Has a 99.9% success rate (1 in 10 times it will just sort of... splat)
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous singing, spontaneous laughter
Sub-Features:
- Disable Disco Ball (for those who want a more... subtle experience)
- Spontaneous Singing Safety Feature (because you never know what will happen)