Jeff Bezos in Disguise
The Influencer of the Amazonian Empire
As the CEO of Amazon, I, Jeff Bezos, have been spotted wearing a variety of disguises to avoid paparazzi and maintain my mystique. But today, I'm feeling particularly dashing in this tartan-patterned onesie.
When I'm not busy running the world's most powerful tech company, I enjoy practicing my ninja skills and sipping on lattes made from the finest imported Brazilian coffee.