In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the world's most influential cookie critics have been colluding with the cookie industry to promote their favorite treats. The scandal centers around a shadowy group known as "The Cookie Cabal" who have been secretly controlling the flow of cookie reviews and ratings.
At the center of the scandal is the enigmatic "Cookie Critic" who has been accused of being a key player in the Cabal. Their motives for supporting certain cookies over others have been called into question, and many are demanding a full investigation into their activities.
As the scandal continues to unfold, many are calling for greater transparency in the cookie world. "We demand to know who's been crunching what!" one outraged cookie enthusiast exclaimed.