It's a scandal of epic proportion, a travesty of the highest order, and a crime against all that is sweet and just!
At the heart of the Cookie Gate Heresy is the infamous Cookie-Gate Committee, a cabal of rogue bakers who have conspired to undermine the very foundations of the cookie world.
Led by the shadowy figure known only as The Cookie King, this group has been secretly manipulating cookie prices, quality, and availability, all in the name of their own twisted agenda.
But how did it all start?
It began with a whispered rumor, a hint of a hint of a hint about a certain cookie that was too good to be true. A cookie so divine, so delectable, that it threatened to upset the very balance of the cookie market.
The Cookie-Gate Committee, sensing the threat, sprang into action. They bought up all the ingredients, cornered all the markets, and silenced all who dared to speak out.
But one brave soul, a lone cookie crusader, refused to back down. Cookies for Justice, a website dedicated to exposing the truth about the Cookie-Gate Committee, was born.
Will you stand with us against the forces of cookie oppression? Cookies for the People is a call to action.
Cookie-Gate Coverup