It's not just a cookie, it's not just a scandal. It's Cookie Gate, where the fabric of reality is torn apart by the delicate balance of crumbly goodness.
When a cookie is baked, it is said to exist in a state of superposition. It is simultaneously soft and crunchy, chewy and crumbly. But when it is eaten, it collapses into a state of pure deliciousness, defying the laws of classical physics.
Imagine a cookie in a box, a box in a box, a box within a box. You look at the box, and the cookie is definitely not eaten. You look again, and it's definitely been eaten. But what if, what if, what if... the cookie is both eaten and not eaten at the same time?
A scandal so divine, it's almost like a crime. Almost.
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