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As it turns out, CookieMcCookieface was caught red-handed with their fingers in the cookie jar... and we're not just talking about the cookie crumbs on their hands. Sources close to the situation reveal that CookieMcCookieface was secretly hoarding cookies from local bakeries and selling them on the black market for 10x the original price!

But why?

It's all about the influence. With their massive following and cookie-crazied fanbase, CookieMcCookieface was able to command a premium for their, ahem, "acquired" cookies. But at what cost? The cookie community is still reeling from the scandal, and many are calling for CookieMcCookieface's resignation from the influencer scene.

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