Subtitle: A Chart of Unconventional Applications
| Unlikely Use | Description |
| Fart as Pest Control | Use farts to repel mosquitoes and other pests. It's science! |
| Fart as Weather Vane | Dude, it's like a human anemometer! |
| Fart as Signal Firework | Because who needs actual fireworks when you have a good toot? |