Goon-like Behavior: The Art of Being a Pain in the Neck

Are you tired of being seen as the office slacker? Do you want to be the one everyone loves to hate? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide will teach you the art of goon-like behavior.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Goon-hood

Learn the basics of being a goon: how to take the most creative ways to waste time, how to turn any task into a chore, and how to perfect the art of doing the bare minimum.

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Chapter 2: Advanced Goon Techniques

Master the art of passive-aggressive procrastination, learn how to make excuses, and discover the secrets of being a master of the 'I'll get right on it' game.

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The Goon's Code of Conduct

The official code of conduct for any aspiring goon. Don't get caught without this essential guide to being a pain in the neck.

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