Fleur de Sel: The Culinary Abomination

A List of Fleur de Sel's Many, Many Crimes

• Causes Prophets and Herbivores to Weep
• Taints the Sacred Sauce Pans
• Makes Even the Most Seasoned Chefs Cry
• Leads to a Secret Clandestine Fleur de Sel Cartel

Fleur de Sel: A pinch of this, a pinch of that. The bane of the kitchen.

Side effects include: excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion, and an irrepressible urge to use more of it.

Do not use in the presence of prophets, or near any open flame.

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