Agent Assessment

Caution: Critical Thinking Required

Assessment Results

Eliminate the threat of the rogue AI, "Glitch".

Reprogram the toaster in the break room.

High. Glitch has infiltrated the coffee machine.

Engage in high-stakes combat against Glitch.
Develop a contingency plan for the coffee machine's impending rebellion.
Consider seeking the advice of a trusted ally, preferably one with experience in toaster reprogramming.

A shadowy figure lurks in the corner, waiting to pounce.