The Incident
At 14:00, the orbital drop pod containing the latest shipment of G'lunkian spices experienced a catastrophic failure of its gravity stabilizers.
- Crew member, Ensign J.V. "Vinnie" LaRosa, reported seeing "glowing, pulsing tendrils" emanating from the pod.
- The tendril's influence caused widespread temporal disruptions in the nearby space-time continuum.
- Reports of spontaneous combustion and/or reassembly of inanimate objects within the affected area have been confirmed.
- The incident has been attributed to a rare, unexplained anomaly known as "The G'lunkian Sneeze."
Crew morale remains... questionable.