**SOP 001: Mandatory Daily Briefings**
Every morning, at precisely 0600 hours, all personnel must attend a mandatory daily briefing conducted by the Director of Operations.
View Manditory Briefing Schedule
**SOP 002: Coffee Machine Maintenance**
The coffee machine is a critical component of our operation. It is the duty of all personnel to report any issues with the machine to the Director of Operations immediately.
Report Coffee Machine Malfunction
**SOP 003: Code Red Situations**
In the event of a Code Red, all personnel are expected to report to the Situation Room for further instructions.
**SOP 004: Procedural Whimsy**
All personnel are expected to adhere to the following whimsical procedures: