Incident Report 1: "The coffee machine was jammed for 3 hours, but thankfully the backup coffee machine was still operational."
Incident Report 2: "Someone left their lunch in the break room for 5 days, now we have to deal with the smell."
Incident Report 3: "The CEO decided to 'reorganize' the entire department, now we have to navigate a maze of cubicles."
Incident Report 4: "The copier was replaced with a new, sleek model, but it only prints in Comic Sans."
Incident Report 5: "Someone 'accidentally' set the fire alarm off, now the fire department is on speed dial."