The Inheritance of Lunches

It's a thing, I swear. My siblings are always eating my food. I've come to the realization that it's not me, it's the universe conspiring against me. The universe, and my siblings.

Why does this happen?

There are many reasons, but I've narrowed it down to three:

• My siblings are secretly agents of the Lunch Liberation Front, and they're trying to drive me to the brink of starvation.
• They're trying to steal my lunch money to fund their own snack hoarding habits.
• They're simply trying to make me look like the bad guy when Mom and Dad come to visit.

What can I do?

Well, you can:

• Start eating lunch at the same time as your siblings.
• Buy a lunchbox with a combination lock, and only let them in when you're not around.
• Install security cameras in your fridge, but be prepared for a family meeting about that.

Subpages:

For more information on this topic, check out the following subpages:

Stealing Lunches as a Form of Self-Defense Why Don't My Siblings Want to Share? Setting Up a Lunch Lockbox: A Guide