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Ink Avalanche Symptoms

Warning: If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, you might be suffering from Inky's Ink Avalanche:

Your favorite pen is now writing in cursive
You've started to involuntarily draw mustaches on everything
You've become obsessed with using only black ink
Your handwriting has become so messy that it's started to look like it was written by a kindergartener
You've developed a strange affinity for 80s rock bands
You can't stop thinking about the meaning of life, but only while doodling

Don't worry, it's just Inky's Ink Avalanche. It's not a thing, but it's also kind of a thing, and it's also kind of a really bad thing, and also maybe a good thing? Who knows? Anyway, here's some more info:

Side effects may include:

Dramatic increases in creativity
Uncontrollable urges to draw mustaches on everything
Unexplained love for the color black
Randomly bursting into 80s rock songs while doodling
Temporary or permanent loss of sanity

For more information or to report your symptoms, please visit /subpages/inky-avalanche-support or call 1-800-INK-INK-INK