INK AVALANCHE DEFENSE SYSTEM

Welcome, agent, to the INK AVALANCHE DEFENSE SYSTEM, where we harness the unbridled power of ink to protect our digital fortress from the scourge of boring design.

Our system utilizes an arsenal of ink-based countermeasures, including:

• INK-Cannon 3000: a high-velocity inkjet printer that blasts ink onto any surface, rendering it aesthetically pleasing but tactically irrelevant.
• Ink-splatter: a device that generates a cloud of ink droplets, confusing and disorienting any would-be attackers.
• INK-Vision Goggles: a pair of goggles that refract and distort light, making it impossible to distinguish reality from reality-TV.

Visit our INK-Cannon 3000 subpage for more information on our most prized defensive asset.

Or, for a sneak peek into our INK-Vision Goggles development lab, click here.