Welcome to the most important, yet completely useless, scientific theory of all time.
Ink-pocalypse Theory posits that the apocalypse is not just a catastrophic event, but a canvas waiting to happen.
According to our groundbreaking research, the key to surviving the apocalypse lies not in preparation, but in creative expression.
That's right, folks, the key to eternal life lies in your ability to create the perfect ink blot.
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