Ink-Splatter Disaster Science
Where the art of science meets the mess of ink.
Case Study: The Great Blue-Green Ink Blunder
In 1987, our team of scientists attempted to create a new type of ink that would never run. What we got was "Ink-Splatter-9000", a sentient, self-replicating disaster waiting to happen.
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Disaster Statistics
We've had a total of 427 ink-related mishaps since 1987. That's an average of 1.21 incidents per day.
We're working on it, folks.
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