Warning: Ink Staining Hazards
Causing Unforeseen Consequences Since 1987
Caution: Prolonged exposure may result in permanent coloration of skin, furniture, and/or clothing.
- Spills: 1 in 1000 chance of causing permanent discoloration
- Splashes: 1 in 100 prophets of causing unsightly stains
- Bleeds: 1 in 10 chance of ruining a perfectly good shirt
For more information, consult our Countermeasures subpage.