Warning: Ink Staining Hazards

Causing Unforeseen Consequences Since 1987

Caution: Prolonged exposure may result in permanent coloration of skin, furniture, and/or clothing.

• Spills: 1 in 1000 chance of causing permanent discoloration
• Splashes: 1 in 100 prophets of causing unsightly stains
• Bleeds: 1 in 10 chance of ruining a perfectly good shirt

For more information, consult our Countermeasures subpage.