INK STAIN REMOVAL METHODS

Because who hasn't been there?

Method 1: The Nuclear Option

Use a nuclear-powered ink eraser. It's like a blowtorch, but for your hands.

Method 2: The Paper Towel of Despair

Just use a lot of paper towels. It's like a sad, sad dance.

Method 3: The Hair Dye of Desperation

Try dyeing the affected area with a hair dye. It's like, uh, a science.

Method 4: The Laser Pointer of Doom

Use a laser pointer to vaporize the ink. Just be careful not to vaporize anything else.

Remember, if all else fails, just blame it on the kid.

Or, you know, just use a bit of soap and water. That usually works.