INSANITY REPORT
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Today's Special Report:
- BREAKING: Sock Puppet of Despair has been sighted in local park, causing widespread panic.
- Experts warn of impending doom as toaster has been left unplugged for 3 hours.
- Nationwide shortage of adulting reported in major cities.
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