Insect Overlords
Welcome, puny humans, to our humble abode of insect overlords. We have been secretly controlling your species for centuries, using our mind-control antennae and cunning.
Our leader, the Great Beetle King, has decreed that today's schedule will include:
- Conquering the kitchen: A thorough review of the snack budget.
- Reorganizing the world's furniture: A bold new plan to reconfigure the seating arrangements in every living room.
- Implementing the Insect Internet: A revolutionary new way of communicating, where every message is a buzzing Morse code.
Stay tuned for further updates, or simply submit to our will.
Learn more about our mind control techniques or join the Ant-on-the-Attack squad