The Insensitivity Warriour's Handbook

Welcome, future Insensitivity Warriour! This is your comprehensive guide to becoming an expert in the art of not caring.

Below, you will find a series of lessons, tips, and exercises to help you develop your insensitivity muscle.

Lesson 1: The Five Stages of Insensitivity

Learn how to navigate the five stages of insensitivity: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance... of the couch.

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This course is for people who are tired of being overly invested in other people's feelings. You know who you are.

Lesson 2: The Insensitivity Diet

A healthy dose of apathy can be just what you need to achieve true insensitivity. Learn how a balanced diet of eye-rolling and shoulder-shrugging can change your life.

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Lesson 3: Insensitivity in Relationships

Don't let others get under your skin! Learn how to maintain healthy boundaries, avoid eye contact, and develop a strong "I don't care" face.

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Lesson 4: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm

A well-timed, well-delivered "oh, okay" can be the key to a long and happy career as an insensitivity warriour.

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