Welcome to Pizza Hut 2.0: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

Pizza Hut 1.5: The Catastrophe

We've all heard of the Pizza Hut that was, but few remember the travesty that was Pizza Hut 1.5. It was a mess of mismatched tables, flickering lights, and an endless loop of elevator music that just wouldn't quit. But we learned from that disaster, and Pizza Hut 2.0 is here to bring you:

• Overpriced Cheese Sampling
• Robotic Pizza Topping Dispensers
• Surveys and Focus Groups: Because You Told Us What You Wanted

So, what'll it be? The Anchovy Special, the Bad Idea Salad, or something else entirely?

Disclaimer: We're not actually Pizza Hut, but we're definitely not actually not Pizza Hut either. Don't sue us.