Insomnia Symptoms: A Guide

Are you a sleep-deprived zombie, shambling through life with a permanent caffeine IV drip? Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of modern adulthood!

But wait, you're still having trouble sleeping? That's not normal. Here are some common symptoms:

• Brain Zombie Mode - You're not really awake, you're just pretending to be.
• Caffeine Addiction - You've traded your bed for a Red Bull IV drip.
• Sudden Urge to Play Video Games - You've discovered a hidden talent for virtual reality... or a deep-seated fear of reality.
• Paranoia of the Melatonin Pill - You're convinced it's a government plot to control your sleep cycles.

Still having trouble sleeping? Consult the Sleep Expert for more information.